![]() He has been shot in the face with pistols, rifles, shotguns and cannons, blown up with dynamite, had safes, anvils and pianos dropped on him, and suffered no appreciable harm.īoomstick: This means that Sam is effectively unkillable. Like his opponent, he’s a master at the use of the Toon Force. Wiz (quietly): Sounds like someone I know.īoomstick: And he was also short, stupid and easily goaded into ill-advised actions. He was loud, he was insulting, and he was heavily armed. Wiz: By 1945, the men that made the Bugs Bunny cartoon shorts realized that Elmer Fudd was just too soft to be a good opponent for the rascally rabbit, so animator Friz Freleng introduced a new opponent, Yosemite Sam.īoomstick: Sam was a perfect target for dear ol’ Bugs. Toon Force is a mystical reality-warping force that allows its users to avoid harm in lethal situations, and produce items from seemingly thin air – if it’s done for comedic purposes.īoomstick: Hey Wiz, quick. Also, Quick Draw McGraw is also a Toon Force user. It made a meaty “Kabong” sound, so Quick Draw referred to his guitar as his “Kabonger.” It is just plain AWESOME! Wiz: And when fighting crime, Quick Draw would assume the guise of a masked vigilante, named El Kabong.īoomstick: That’s right, wearing a black hat, mask and cape, El Kabong would swing out on a rope, and whack the bad guy on the head with his handy dandy four-string guitar. He also employed a rather strange blood hound named Snuffles, who for some reason was not anthro-po-po-peed. He ambled cluelessly from adventure to adventure with his sidekick Baba Looey, and an burro. Wiz: Quick Draw McGraw was an anthropomorphic cartoon horse who had his own television show from 1959 to 1962.īoomstick: Quick Draw himself was a cowboy in the Olde West (trademark), often the sheriff of an unnamed town. Wiz: The lawman is Quick Draw McGraw, sheriff and all-around do-gooder.īoomstick: And the villain is Yosemite Sam, the “roughest, toughest he-man stuffest hombré that's ever crossed the Rio Grande.”īoomstick: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle. Wiz: That’s right, we’re going back to the Old West, as presented by such companies as The Warner Brothers, and Hanna-Barbera.īoomstick: Yep, and were pitting one of the great lawmen of those day against one of the vilest of outlaws. You know, when men were men.and sometimes rabbits.and definable critters. ![]() This Death Battle brings together two of the Old West’s greatest gunmen.OK, one gunman and one gun-horse!īoomstick: Let me take you back to the days of yesteryear. In the Old West, situations often came down to two men with their six-shooters, settling their differences in the middle of the street. ![]()
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